I will be seeing Ryan today at my house. Which means I will ..

I will be seeing Ryan today at my house. Which means I will be getting my asshole widened out and filled with cum. That’s his thing. He is all about my butt. I’m good with that. He has the best cock ever to stick in my ass. It’s the perfect size and width, and he can go balls deep without any pain. If a dick is too long or too fat, anal sex can suck. If it’s Ryan-sized, anal sex can be better than pussy sex. I’m just saying. I like the way Ryan fucks my ass. He doesn’t grind me into the mattress, and he has no issues with me using my vibrator and occasionally dildos, so I can pretend I’m getting D Pd for real. The best ass sex I ever had was with Ryan behind Sams Club. We opened the car door, I bent over and used my hands for support on the seat, and he slipped his cock in my asshole. I came immediately. He came shortly after. I left sperm on his car seat that dripped out of my asshole on the way home. It was just hot. I would certainly do it again. It’s just more comfortable and convenient in the house. So, with that said, I need to prepare my asshole for his dick by slipping a series of 3 butt plugs in my guts. Small to large. It takes about 45 minutes, and then I leave the biggest and longest one in till he gets here. And that, my friends, is how it’s done properly! Let you know how it goes.

I went out with a few people who call themselves “content creators.” Mind you, they make adult content and spend exhaustive hours and untold amounts of money on it. They clued me in on “Dick Click Bate” like I was that old person who never sent an email in my life. I know what “bate click” is. But I’ll be honest, I didn’t know it was a thing in the adult industry. What is an “Adult bate click?” Its posts/tweets/whatever where they say things like, “If I invited you over, would you let me suck your dick?” Maybe you remember the line that popped up everywhere that used to annoy the crap out of me “Nexflix and chill or fuck me?” Which is all fine. If I were to put that in a post, I would be serious. Well, I don’t Netflix and Chill, so the only real option would be fuck. Not these chicks, though. They tried to sell me on how to get guys to join OFs and all the other pay sites and then send you DM’s with more bate clicks, which you have to pay for, which then leads to more messages you have to pay for as well. Sounds exhausting. I asked them why they don’t just have some fun and make a fuck video and be done with it. One of them said, “What are you still stuck in the 90s?” They proceeded to tell me they used $300 fake realistic dildos and never actually made real porn. Apparently, you can zoom in and crop the video so it looks like a real guy. Replacing the real thing as if fucking a real guy was gross. It went on and on, and I lost interest and kept trying to change the subject, but that’s all they could talk about. They are annoying girls but very cute and superficial. I’d lick them, but I fear the only thing licking their pussy is a realistic fake tongue. I’ll stick to real dicks leaving sperm in my asshole that won’t cum out for hours. That’s kind of my thing.