🐙 I have an octopus on my ass. And no, it’s not a metaphor.⠀..
Added 2025-06-19 11:58:19 +0000 UTC🐙 I have an octopus on my ass.
And no, it’s not a metaphor.
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When you decide to get a tattoo on your butt, you think:
“Oh, it’ll be sexy, edgy, and only for the lucky few to see.”
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But surprise 🤡 the entire internet remembers only that. Not my eyes, not the curve of my waist, not even my voice. Just the octobooty.
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Oh, the messages I’ve seen: “Show me the little octopus!”, “Is it alive?”, “Where do the tentacles go?”
Sometimes I feel like he’s more famous than I am. I might as well give him his own OF account 🤣
🦑: “Saturday. Butt. Photoshoot. Exhausted.”
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But honestly? I’m not ashamed 😉 He’s part of me - just like my fantasies, my stubborn mind, and my untamed desires. One day I woke up and decided I needed an octopus on my ass (no, I didn't dream him lol). However, I'm not encouraging you to do the same! Haha It doesn't suit everyone "fuck it, why not?" mood 😅
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But let’s make a deal 😉 Don’t just stare at him, okay?
Sometimes my thoughts deserve a little attention too.
But then... the three of us will have a great time 🥵
