Added 2025-05-04 14:10:52 +0000 UTC
Well, well, well... looks like my loyal legion of perverts has spoken. I'm impressed! You monsters emptied your purses faster than I empty my dignity in these unholy rites. 🔥😇 The ritual toll has been paid, and the summoning shall commence! The stallion comes... and so shall we. 🐎💦👹 --------------------------------------- My lieges, the text is CLEAR 👁️🗡️📜🔥 The Ancient Rites of Mounting whisper to me… For 350 steel, I may bind a spectral stallion to our cause: a creature of shadow and shameful stamina (and yet undetermined form). The hour has come to prove your loyalty… and claim your reward! To those who pledge 50 steel or more: You’ll receive forbidden glimpses of the ritual’s climactic trials (raw footage of me breaking in the beast, before the realm sees a single hoof). The ritual toll must be paid… Will you watch from afar, or claim your front-row seat to my descent into legend? 👹💦 Scholarly note: This is technically heresy. But so is moaning in chapel, and we’ve all done that. If any among you protest my tampering with forbidden magic, draw your sword now. Otherwise, open your purses for our righteous mission! 🌟⚔️🐎
