

🌀TIME MACHINE🌀In New York City in 2004. Of course I must walk past the Taiwan embassy to snap a pic. When I saw the Taiwan flag... you know what happened... my MUSCLE COCK got HARD so FAST. I FUCKING JIZZED in my jeans! WTF? I'm not joking. NEXT STOP: Macy's on 34th Street to buy new jeans.