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Look what squats are doing to my shorts… they seem to fit ev..

Look what squats are doing to my shorts… they seem to fit even tighter

You can see the goosebumps on me💦 Tried the splits today, an..

You can see the goosebumps on me💦 Tried the splits today, and ohhh, it’s not my superpower... just yet😈

Ohh, today I was all day thinking about visiting my grandma,..

Ohh, today I was all day thinking about visiting my grandma, i think it was all the sweater's work🌈

So, I hope you’re up for some strawberry tanghulu?🍓 Imagine:..

So, I hope you’re up for some strawberry tanghulu?🍓 Imagine: crunchy caramel, sweet juice💦 inside… It’s something we should try together, because treats like these are meant to be shared..

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think: I don’t want c..

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think: I don’t want coffee, I don’t want tea… I just want a glass of milk 🥛 like I am the cutest kitten in the world~

Honestly, I thought I was full, but after such deliciousness..

Honestly, I thought I was full, but after such deliciousness, I can’t help reaching for more, mmm please don't tell me no🥵

Being sweet is easy💌

Being sweet is easy💌

Today I’m grumbling about everything, but at least my booty’..

Today I’m grumbling about everything, but at least my booty’s looking cute'3'

My kitty, was it a long day?💜 Come to me, lie on my chest, a..

My kitty, was it a long day?💜 Come to me, lie on my chest, and I'll cradle you to sleep…

I can’t help but smile because I finished my homework and it..

I can’t help but smile because I finished my homework and it’s still today😁

Not saying a word, just leaving this here... 😉

Not saying a word, just leaving this here... 😉

I’m in 'cozy Alexis' mode🩷

I’m in 'cozy Alexis' mode🩷

Sleepy evening, sleepy day... Yeah, I'm in 'doing nothing' m..

Sleepy evening, sleepy day... Yeah, I'm in 'doing nothing' mode. So what?✌🏻

When I look in the mirror, I want to say: 'Hey, gorgeous, yo..

When I look in the mirror, I want to say: 'Hey, gorgeous, you’re on fire today!'❤️

Soon I’ll have a hot shower, and I plan to spend some time t..

Soon I’ll have a hot shower, and I plan to spend some time there... As they say, if you can’t go on a date, play with yourself🫣 You know how it goes, right?

Two soulmates looking at each other ♥️♥️♥️

Two soulmates looking at each other ♥️♥️♥️

Namaste in bed? Nah, I’d rather namaste on my mat, inhale co..

Namaste in bed? Nah, I’d rather namaste on my mat, inhale confidence, exhale doubt 🧘‍♀️⚖️

Morning? It's not for me🫠😭🤯 If only it were possible to spen..

Morning? It's not for me🫠😭🤯 If only it were possible to spend all day in bed and not get out of it for a world that craves me so much...~

For upcoming Halloween, I'm Harley Quinn♣️♥️♦️♠️ Why? Becaus..

For upcoming Halloween, I'm Harley Quinn♣️♥️♦️♠️
Why? Because I perfectly inhabit the role of sassy, explosive, and out of control💋🔫 Shorter shorts, flashier sequins, and my trusty craziness is all you need for ruthless fun😈🥵😩🚨

Harley is pure chaos, passion, and freedom. And if you think you can handle someone like me, good luck, baby... I'm gonna make this Halloween unforgettable, ready?

Classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy~

Classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy~

Your favorite Barbie just got back from uni. What are you do..

Your favorite Barbie just got back from uni. What are you doing to keep up? 💖

Breakfast is the most important thing, but you could be my d..

Breakfast is the most important thing, but you could be my dessert to boost my seratonin levels👅💦🍧🍨

Life’s too short to be anything but fabulous. How about bein..

Life’s too short to be anything but fabulous. How about being a fabulous bunny this time? 🐰💅🏻🩷💗